I have that shampoo

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Are You A Zombie?

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  I have that shampoo

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  So what's the failure? Ready to defend child!

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  that doggy is funny

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  Honey quick...get the baby, the gun and the Aardvark and get in the tub!!!!

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  haters gonna hate

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  "that's not even a real gun. it's a bb gun. mags don't look anything like that." - Fail. It's a Ruger 10/22.

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  why take that fucked up of a picture posing in a damn bathtub, someone please tell me they arent americans.... anyone?...no?......

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  There were Zombies and they're hiding..

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  Ze Germans are coming Tommy, Ze Germans

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  so where exactly DO you buy Wile E. Coyote as a pet?

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  Um that IS very much so a REAL RIFLE AND... IT IS LOADED! blow the pic up, examine the clip more closely and you will see it is nearly 3/4's full! So it's ALSO most likely been recently fired!!! Just wondering what the object set atop the toilet seat is?

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  preparing for zday. when the zombies come she'll be ready