"hey honey, come hold mommy's vodka while she earns her paycheck"

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  "hey honey, come hold mommy's vodka while she earns her paycheck"

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  white Ninja Dog win^^

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  Paris Hilton? Nooo Paris is one of those skeleton chicks. This one has meat.

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  lucky kid

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  i just pulled this bottle,out of,,,somwhere

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  Kid smelling the water bottle after pulling it out of his older sister's cootch . AHHH it's sweet

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  Allright water bottle bgenie..I still get 2 more wishes

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  daauumm if she was my mom.. then dauumm.. btw is that a white dog in the bottom right corner? :/

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  nice butt